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  • bittertears
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    • 27 Jul `08, 9:24PM

      just now i was at PIE buying toufu to eat when all of a sudden got police chase… the robber car was speeding towards me at a super duper fast speed plus the driver drive the car like playing wangan midnight like that…. fast fast turn left right left right…

      the car was speeding towards me and i dunno want to dive left or right becos he keep turn here turn there… so i recall my ancient kungfu master tell me…

      close your eyes young padawan and let the force guide you…

      so i closed my eyes and i see bruce lee doing kungfu flying no shadow kick… from what i saw i immediately lernt the skiill and i did a flying no shadow kick and managed to jump over the charging car…

      lucky my kungfu is maximum and my power level is 3 or else i really gone case liao…
      even the police car all stop and the police come out and clap hand and shake hands with me… they say they never saw another person in the world who is as brave as me… i humbly smile and say it was nothing but luck…

      i swear that this is a true story… later i call newspaper and let them know… maybe tomorrow i will feature as young unsung hero award…

      thanks to all… and learn more kungfu ok

  • wonderamazement
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  • QX179R
    EMERGENCY AMBULANCE
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  • Fatum
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    • 27 Jul `08, 9:30PM

      for a primary four english essay ... I'll give you a B+ .....

      you can't get an A because of the composition shows a lack of reality control ... icon_biggrin.gif

  • wonderamazement
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    • 27 Jul `08, 9:30PM
      Originally posted by Fatum:

      for a primary four english essay ... I'll give you a B+ .....

      you can't get an A because of the composition shows a lack of reality control ... icon_biggrin.gif


      i'd give him a F

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  • TehJarVu
    每个人心中都有一封寄不出去的情书，不管是寄到天涯。。。。还是海角7号
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  • Cowbaycowboo
    Typically Singaporean way :P
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  • bittertears
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  • bittertears
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  • Cowbaycowboo
    Typically Singaporean way :P
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  • martin_lim85
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    • 27 Jul `08, 10:32PM

      flying no shadow kick is 无影脚 right? isnt it from huang fei hong?

      Edited by martin_lim85 27 Jul `08, 10:32PM
  • XxYaNxX
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  • annoy-you-must
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    • 27 Jul `08, 10:45PM
      Originally posted by martin_lim85:

      flying no shadow kick is 无影脚 right? isnt it from huang fei hong?


      Ya lor, since when did Bruce Lee did No Shadow Kick?

      Don't insult my shi fu okay...

  • Maith
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  • wonderamazement
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    • 27 Jul `08, 10:59PM
      Originally posted by TehJarVu:

      PIE which part got sell toufu?


      what the hell's toufu though... sounds like head prosperity. icon_lol.gif

  • Beautiful951
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    • 27 Jul `08, 11:03PM

      Actually, the no shadow kick is not quite real.  Because shadow moves at the speed of light. And anyone who can move at the speed of light, well, nobody has attained that speed yet.

      Tofu is beancurd.

      Edited by Beautiful951 27 Jul `08, 11:04PM
  • BrUtUs
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  • KungPaoChicken
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    • 27 Jul `08, 11:06PM
      Originally posted by thehappybunny:

      i think you can go back to sucking penises

      I see ur dp I have an urge to dig out ur eye ball, so cute.

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